Monthly Archives: September 2012

B.W.N.N: 4

…you realise this isn’t a kids story, right?   Part 3][Part 5 I try to deny myself the pleasure of butchering the dead squirrels. That’s a bear I don’t want to be, but however hard I try, there’s always a … Continue reading

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Weird new info

Some of you might have read this. Now, I have no idea who this Professor character is – although he seems to have excellent taste in minion-equipment – but I received an email last night, via this blog, that contained … Continue reading

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Powdered Star Trek

Fucking science! Yeah!

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Yeah, I own cats and intend, on occasion, to post about them on the interwebs.

Dignity. Pride. The desire to still be asleep.

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Where DO you get your ideas…?

That’s a question that I have been asked almost…oooh…once over the years. As illustration, let me provide an example of the things my friends put in my head… Snorkelling panda cage fights? That’s got to go down as one of … Continue reading

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B.W.N.N: 3

Part 2][Part 4 When I get inside, I find the ghost watching television. It takes a moment to realise that the program is, in fact, someone’s home-video playing from a rather pricey looking camera that is hooked up to the … Continue reading

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Notes from the Professor

To: All minions and affiliated lackeys, Please direct your internet browsing machine towards the stores requisition page for Herr Doktor’s staff supplies. I don’t know who this Herr Doktor is, but I am distressed by how much coolerhis equipment is … Continue reading

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Poacher’s Folly

I’ve been known to write the odd story. In an attempt to make it look like I have something to post, I shall occasionally put up an old one here. They’re mostly ghostly tales and this one is no exception. … Continue reading

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Like a baby deer with a neutron bomb

Slowly, slowly, and not terribly surely at all, I think I’m getting this up and running. If I am correct, then this should cross-post to Facebook – if that’s the case, then please leave a comment to let me know … Continue reading

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Still needs coving

Well, it seems like I have a thing that looks and operates a bit like a blog. We’ll see if that proves to be the case; the proof of the pudding is in the custard and all that. If you … Continue reading

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