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Black Mitten and the Haunted Nuts #2

Part 1   Kali carefully counted up the words that she understood and the words that she didn’t and was satisfied that there were more of the former than of the latter. The ones she understood included ‘payment’, ‘property’ and … Continue reading

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Black Mitten and the Haunted Nuts

I am in work, when I should be under a duvet…and my boss isn’t even here to appreciate my supreme self-sacrifice. As a result, I have declared today to be a silly story day. I have no clue as to … Continue reading

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Like a grown-up.

The other day I got to pretend to be a grown-up. The long-suffering Mrs. Soz took me out to a swanky meal on Park Lane. It was the annual awards dinner for the IOP. I rented a nice dress, shaved my … Continue reading

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The Mother of Monkey Ghost

As time goes on – and if I manage to keep this blog alive -you might become acquainted with Monkey Ghost. While I can reasonably claim that, as he exists here, he’s my creation, he didn’t come into being without inspiration. … Continue reading

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That snorkelling panda I was talking about…

Yeah, so I made this… I’m fairly sure that it’s one of the ugliest things I’ve ever produced…and I’ve produced some ugly shit. However, I did learn a lot about Adobe Illustrator over the course of its production. So – … Continue reading

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B.W.N.N: 4

…you realise this isn’t a kids story, right?   Part 3][Part 5 I try to deny myself the pleasure of butchering the dead squirrels. That’s a bear I don’t want to be, but however hard I try, there’s always a … Continue reading

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Yeah, I own cats and intend, on occasion, to post about them on the interwebs.

Dignity. Pride. The desire to still be asleep.

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B.W.N.N: 3

Part 2][Part 4 When I get inside, I find the ghost watching television. It takes a moment to realise that the program is, in fact, someone’s home-video playing from a rather pricey looking camera that is hooked up to the … Continue reading

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B.W.N.N: 2

Part 1][Part 3   In lieu of hope, however, I’ll chase whatever I need right now. Right now, what I need is a large cup of irresponsibly strong coffee, a fag and a bacon butty. The all night garage down … Continue reading

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